An email exchange between Jacob Zuma and Bibi Netanyahu, by Jeremy Gordin and Roy Isacowitz
With the Permission of Politicsweb
Private and Confidential
To: Donald J Trump, Benjamin Netanyahu.
Fr: Gedleyihlekisa Zuma.
Bcc: JF Gordin.
Dear Donny and Bibi:
“Lovely party, super people, must fly, toodles.”
That is what I would have written on my Twitter thing if I were allowed access to my phone. But eish, my lawyers, they boss me around all the time, unlike yours, and they won’t allow me to keep the umshini iPhone.
They say this funny umlungu, the one who keeps following us around, Carl Niehaus, must keep the phone. The police would never accost a white man, they say, especially one wearing camouflage. Only Julius Malema, the cheeky little scoundrel, would do that.