“A decent start but still too much hot air,” Adolf Hitler said yesterday, when asked by The Kibbitzer to comment on Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump’s recent statement that Muslims should be barred from entering America.
“If that novice thinks he can get somewhere by making pretty speeches, he still needs to learn a thing or two,” the Fuhrer added.
“You can’t just wake up in the morning and decide that you’re a fascist,” the Nazi dictator cautioned. “It takes years of beating up people in the streets and starving them in camps. Being rich is simply not enough.”
“Tell whatisname … Troomp … to get back to me when he’s got some honest blood on his hands.”
Meanwhile, The Kibbitzer has learned that Islamic State Caliph Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi personally emailed Trump yesterday to thank him for his “awesome contribution” to the terrorist organization’s recruitment drive in the United States.
Al-Baghdadi has reportedly begun using the hashtag #IsisLuvsDon.