PRETORIA – South African police are searching for one of President Jacob Zuma’s wives, who hasn’t been seen since last week, The Kibbitzer can confirm.
According to a source in the president’s office, the wife – who has not been identified – went missing shortly after attending an event in Cape Town that featured Khaled Meshal, the virile, blue-eyed head of the Palestinian liberation (or terrorist, take your pick) movement, Hamas.
Zuma strongly suspects that the Palestinian politician may have stolen his wife, the source said, talking with a paper bag over his head to ensure his anonymity.
“The Arabs do that sort of thing, don’t they?” he asked
“It was a pissing contest from the moment [Zuma and Meshal] met,” the source added. “You should have seen them, two macho polygamists sizing each other up, examining each other’s crotch.”
Meshal married Amal Saleh Al-Boureni in 1980 and is reported to have seven sons.